Semi-Surgery with Sandra Lee
Scary
OK, I would not normally share a nightmare or a dream for that matter but this one (at least to me) was frightening and semi-& peculiarly funny.
I would not normally share this either. I'm having surgery here in about 1.5 months to take care of some "female issues" that have been ruling my life here lately. I'm happy it's going to be taken care of as the prognosis is very promising & I'll be a new girl. It's the surgery (anesthesia portion) & recovery (no boom boom for 6 weeks) time that freak me out & I am a tough girl when it comes to these matters (I laughed during childbirth).
OK, here is the nightmare in a nutshell:
I'm having my surgery done in Sandra Lee's (food tv's semi-homemade) run down duplex (an investment property of her and her hubby's) & she is the surgeon. I'm on the table and covered up by a homemade & hideous floral tablecloth she has made just for my surgery. Prior to commencing she gaily tells me how she has made it.
So she starts the procedure & of course the anesthesia does not work so I witness it all. Now mind you the "ditsy" Sandra only does half of the surgery.
In my dream, I am following her around "dream town" in my "gown" desperately trying to get her to finish up surgery. All the while she's making excuses about time management. She keeps putting me off while holding a martini glass that is filled with an Apple Green Concoction and going on about how she made that too. After much despair & begging her to complete the procedure, she attempts to complete the surgery. But then seconds into it, she sits in a chair & decides to finish her cocktail instead which she says is "SOOOOO" good. Then I woke up. She never finishes the surgery! Semi-Surgery. Oh God!
OK, I would not normally share a nightmare or a dream for that matter but this one (at least to me) was frightening and semi-& peculiarly funny.
I would not normally share this either. I'm having surgery here in about 1.5 months to take care of some "female issues" that have been ruling my life here lately. I'm happy it's going to be taken care of as the prognosis is very promising & I'll be a new girl. It's the surgery (anesthesia portion) & recovery (no boom boom for 6 weeks) time that freak me out & I am a tough girl when it comes to these matters (I laughed during childbirth).
OK, here is the nightmare in a nutshell:
I'm having my surgery done in Sandra Lee's (food tv's semi-homemade) run down duplex (an investment property of her and her hubby's) & she is the surgeon. I'm on the table and covered up by a homemade & hideous floral tablecloth she has made just for my surgery. Prior to commencing she gaily tells me how she has made it.
So she starts the procedure & of course the anesthesia does not work so I witness it all. Now mind you the "ditsy" Sandra only does half of the surgery.
In my dream, I am following her around "dream town" in my "gown" desperately trying to get her to finish up surgery. All the while she's making excuses about time management. She keeps putting me off while holding a martini glass that is filled with an Apple Green Concoction and going on about how she made that too. After much despair & begging her to complete the procedure, she attempts to complete the surgery. But then seconds into it, she sits in a chair & decides to finish her cocktail instead which she says is "SOOOOO" good. Then I woke up. She never finishes the surgery! Semi-Surgery. Oh God!
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